I love mornings
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irathernot
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I love mornings
I'm only up(it's 4:30am) cause Ansley's alarm woke me up(IT'S TOTALLY NOT CREEPY THAT I LEAVE THE CALL CONNECTED AFTER SHE'S ASLEEP. Cause she likes waking up to me anyway..and it's cute ♥) and then she got a text from a friend.. That she read to me..
Little Suzy came home from school and told her mom, "Billy showed me his weewee today".
Before her mother could react she continued, "It reminded me of a peanut".
Her mother smiled. "Very small huh?"
Suzy replied, "No, salty".
Her mom fainted.
Or something like that...
I swear I'll marry this girl ♥...
Little Suzy came home from school and told her mom, "Billy showed me his weewee today".
Before her mother could react she continued, "It reminded me of a peanut".
Her mother smiled. "Very small huh?"
Suzy replied, "No, salty".
Her mom fainted.
Or something like that...
I swear I'll marry this girl ♥...
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Re: I love mornings
I swear I LAWLD at this topic.
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Re: I love mornings
HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!
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Re: I love mornings
You're going to marry Ansley? O:
CONGRATS ;] -claps-
-now mocks- What was all the stuff about cheesy couples?!
Muahaha ;]
CONGRATS ;] -claps-
-now mocks- What was all the stuff about cheesy couples?!
Muahaha ;]
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-Past_ wrote:
-now mocks- What was all the stuff about cheesy couples?!
Simple, I played this card.
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ROFL Yu-Gi-Oh! My cousins used to make me play. xD
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I'm pro at that game ;~;
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I know this is off topic, but I would like to share this that just popped up in my mind...
Dad: Ezri
Son: Jeff
Mom: Nat
Nat was washing the dishes in the kitchen...
Suddenly, Jeff went up to Nat and said..
Jeff: Mom, dad kicked my butt twice...
Mom: Well, what did you do?
Jeff: He found me holding my test, and I got 30/100 on it >.>
Mom: Now that I understand why dad would get so mad...but...why TWICE?!
Jeff: Because dad turned back to the first page of the test, and found out that it was HIS test back from high school...
THE END~
Dad: Ezri
Son: Jeff
Mom: Nat
Nat was washing the dishes in the kitchen...
Suddenly, Jeff went up to Nat and said..
Jeff: Mom, dad kicked my butt twice...
Mom: Well, what did you do?
Jeff: He found me holding my test, and I got 30/100 on it >.>
Mom: Now that I understand why dad would get so mad...but...why TWICE?!
Jeff: Because dad turned back to the first page of the test, and found out that it was HIS test back from high school...
THE END~
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EWW WHY THE HELL AM I MARRIED TO EZRI?? I MEAN.. JEFF IS LIKE 2 YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND I'M HIS MUM AND EZRI'S LIKE.. 8 YEARS OLDER!! ROFLMFAO. xD
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I'M NOT THAT OLD GAWDxNutella wrote:EWW WHY THE HELL AM I MARRIED TO EZRI?? I MEAN.. JEFF IS LIKE 2 YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND I'M HIS MUM AND EZRI'S LIKE.. 8 YEARS OLDER!! ROFLMFAO. xD
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HAHAHHA yes you are!
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I cherish the fact that I'm only 2 years old....TwT;
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xNutella wrote:EWW WHY THE HELL AM I MARRIED TO EZRI?? I MEAN.. JEFF IS LIKE 2 YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND I'M HIS MUM AND EZRI'S LIKE.. 8 YEARS OLDER!! ROFLMFAO. xD
I'm nine years old, mind you.
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Lies. >.>;
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I'm curious;
how much does your fcking phone bill cost?
how much does your fcking phone bill cost?
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Whose phone bill? o:
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Ezri's.xNutella wrote:Whose phone bill? o:
I mean, he leaves the phone on after Ansley sleeps, that's gotta cost alot
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Re: I love mornings
Free nights and weekend minutes
Free nights start at 9pm and end at 6am
She gets ready for school at 4:30am for me
but yeah.. 8 hr calls would cost a lot if i didn't have free mins at night
Free nights start at 9pm and end at 6am
She gets ready for school at 4:30am for me
but yeah.. 8 hr calls would cost a lot if i didn't have free mins at night
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LOL That's one step to being Asian Ezri <3
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o.o it is?xNutella wrote:LOL That's one step to being Asian Ezri <3
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That's so asian, I would do that.
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Yeah, free calls/text FTW BRO <3
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